Formuladuude Season 02 Sprint Race - Circuit Zolder, Belgium
October 22, 2009 08:34pm
FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02 - Race Session
Quick Stats
- Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02
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- Race: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02 SPRINT RACE
- Track Length: 4.163 km
- Most Distance Covered: 8 laps, 33.304 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Heartbreak at Zolder: Horta Edge Wilco in Eight-Lap Maserati Tragedy
Eight laps of unmitigated anguish came to a crushing conclusion at Circuit Zolder as Fernando Horta steered his #01 Lotus F1 Team Maserati MC12 across the finish line, leaving a devastated Roger Wilco just 2.365 seconds behind in second place. The victory marks Horta's third consecutive race win in Season 02 and expands his Drivers Championship advantage to eleven points.
Both competitors piloted the brutal Maserati MC12 around the 4.1-kilometer Belgian circuit for 33 total kilometers of agonizing tension. Horta produced the fastest lap of the session—a 1:27.658 on lap four—leaving Wilco's best effort of 1:28.758 looking like a cruel memory. Scuderia Libra was forced to swallow the bitter pill of second position despite running neck-and-neck through the chicane.
Shivan Dragon (Lotus FD Chief Engineer): (+5/+0 until end of turn) RAWWWWR! We tapped four red mana to cast haste on the Maserati's rear diff! Scuderia Libra had zero counterspells!
(Kent Komeu - The Punning Herald): Fernando, with only two seconds separating you, was this victory a masterpiece of torture?
Fernando Horta: Absolute tears inside my helmet, Kent. Every apex felt like a fresh wound, but the trophy softens the suffering.
(Livio Orificio - AOLUOLBOL): Roger, your lap times were a full second off Horta's pace. Is the championship slipping through your fingers?
Roger Wilco: My heart is as dark as the rubber we left on turn four. The saga continues, but the grief is immediate.
Ps. Lost & Found: One pair of tear-stained driving gloves and a half-eaten Belgian waffle were recovered near pit box #2. Please claim them at the timing trailer before the ElderCouncil accidentally eats them.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ![]() | FERNANDO HORTA | LOTUS F1 TEAM | 8 | 0:12:22.261 | 1:27.658 | 7 | |
| 2 | ![]() | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA | 8 | + 02.365 | 1:28.758 | 4 |
Driver Standings
| Position | Driver | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 91 | |
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 80 | |
| 3 | RODRIGO PETALS | 8 |
Team Standings
| Position | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 80 | |
| 2 | 49 | |
| 3 | 31 | |
| 4 | 11 | |
| 5 | 8 |
Related Images
Lotus F1 Team, Maserati Mc12 #3001, Driven By Fernando Horta
Scuderia Libra, Maserati Mc12 #3029, Driven By Roger Wilco

