Formuladuude Season 02 Feature Race - Autodromo Nazionale Monza, Italy
November 12, 2009 09:20pm
FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02 - Race Session
Quick Stats
- Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02
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- Race: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02 FEATURE RACE
- Track Length: 5.819 km
- Most Distance Covered: 11 laps, 64.009 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Haja Coração! Did Horta Just Vaporize the Opposition at Monza?
Can anyone stop the red-and-white Soviet Saleen, or is Roger Wilco already preparing his tears for the season finale?
GALVÃO (FDTV Lead): WELCOME, FRIENDS OF FDTV! We are live from the legendary, the high-speed, the completely chaotic Autodromo Nazionale Monza! HAJA CORAÇÃO! Look at what Fernando Horta did today in the USSR Lotus! He didn't just win; he absolutely vaporized the track with a 1:43.718 best lap! Arnaldo, is that even legal under the laws of physics?
ARNALDO (Clueless Co-Commentator): Well, Galvão, the rules say that the car with the round wheels must go forward. But Roger Wilco finished over a minute and twenty seconds behind. That is... a lot of seconds. I think he was looking for mushrooms in the gravel trap.
GALVÃO: A disaster for Scuderia Libra! Horta takes 12 points and expands his championship lead to 128 points! But wait! What is this?! Look at the timing screen! We have a technical mystery!
*A wild ad for YOKI POPCORN interrupts the screen! Munch your way through the chicanes!*
TOEJAM (CamelToe VIP Booth): Yo, Earl, look at that dude Davinci in the Losel Racing ride! He only completed 8 laps, but the official clock says his total race time is exactly 21:31.557—down to the millisecond the same as Roger!
EARL (CamelToe VIP Booth): That is some high-grade, funky cosmic synchronization, homie! Maybe he was drafting so close he entered the same space-time dimension! Big funkin' points for Losel Racing though!
GALVÃO: UNBELIEVABLE! Davinci gets his first 4 points while standing still! This is the magic of Formula Duude! The saga continues!
Ps. Lost & Found: Found near the Rettifilo chicane: one golden cassette tape labeled "LOSEL MIX '99" and a slightly singed map of Milan. Claim at the CTR lounge in exchange for two cans of warm Brahma.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | USSR LOTUS F1 TEAM |  SALEEN S7-R |
11 | 0:20:09.462 | 1:43.718 | 12 |
| 2 |  | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |  SALEEN S7-R |
11 | + 01:22.095 | 1:47.649 | 6 |
| 3 | | DAVINCI | LOSEL RACING |  SALEEN S7-R |
8 | + 3 LAPS | 1:55.675 | 4 |
Driver Standings
| Position | Driver | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | USSR LOTUS F1 TEAM |
128 |
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
119 |
| 3 | RODRIGO PETALS |  FLORES TEAM |
8 |
| 4 | DAVINCI | LOSEL RACING |
4 |
Team Standings
| Position | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
119 |
| 2 |  LOTUS FD TEAM |
49 |
| 3 ▲1 | USSR LOTUS F1 TEAM |
37 |
| 4 ▼1 |  LOTUS F1 TEAM |
31 |
| 5 |  SHAKAXD |
11 |
| 6 | FLORES TEAM |
8 |
| 7 | LOSEL RACING |
4 |
Related Images
Ussr Lotus F1 Team, Saleen S7-r #3001, Driven By Fernando Horta
Losel Racing, Saleen S7-r #3049, Driven By Davinci
Scuderia Libra, Saleen S7-r #3129, Driven By Roger Wilco
Autodromo Nazionale Monza