Session 461 - Autodromo Nazionale Monza, Italy
August 03, 2008 08:31pm
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 5.783 km
- Most Distance Covered: 1 laps, 5.783 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Monza Sprint: One Lap, Total Disqualification
Fernando Horta completed exactly one lap of the Autodromo Nazionale Monza in the Ferrari 550 Maranello, clocking a 2:00.808 before a disqualification ended proceedings, while Roger Wilco finished second with a DNF on his sole lap.
Team Principal Skinner (Scuderia Libra): I do not understand what a lap is, why the car is red, or where my sandwich has gone. Is this Italy? Did we win the pasta?
Sung to the tune of My Way by Frank Sinatra:
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final chicane
One lap, my friend, is clear
We crossed the line and caught a bollard strain
I planned a full race run
Each twist and turn along the Autodromo
And more, much more than this
We got DQ'd.
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I pushed too hard through the Parabolica too
But through it all, when there was doubt
I locked the brakes and spun right out
I faced the wall and took it all on the chin
And got DQ'd.
What is a race, what has he got?
If not one lap, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
As Skinner hides beneath the wheels
The record shows, the car is dead
We got DQ'd.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | BMS SCUDERIA ITALIA |  FERRARI 550 MARANELLO |
1 | DQ | 2:00.808 |
| 2 |  | ROGER WILCO | WIETH RACING |  FERRARI 550 MARANELLO |
1 | DNF | 1:58.925 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
FERNANDO HORTA led every lap.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1 |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| FERNANDO HORTA | 1 | 100% |
Lap by Lap
Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.
Lap 1FERNANDO HORTA leads from pole
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 2:00.808 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:58.925 |
Related Images
Bms Scuderia Italia, Ferrari 550 Maranello #4002, Driven By Fernando Horta
Wieth Racing, Ferrari 550 Maranello #4022, Driven By Roger Wilco
Autodromo Nazionale Monza