Session 502 - Circuit De Spa-francorchamps, Belgium
November 26, 2009 09:06pm
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 6.948 km
- Most Distance Covered: 0 laps, 0.000 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Spa Zero-Lap Chaos: Horta DQ'd as Maserati Fleet Fails to Launch
Fernando Horta secured a victory entirely built on administrative paperwork at Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps as all three Maserati MC12 entries failed to complete a single metre before recording a disqualification or DNF.
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Duuuuude, why are the lights not green? Where is the track? I am staring at a wall!
President Luca di Guevara (Scuderia Libra Boss): GARA! CASPITA! ZERO LAPS?! Where is the winning?! You parked the #27 Maserati in the gravel before selecting first gear, you absolute imbecile!
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Look, Luca, the car weighs three tons and the engine sounds like an angry blender, what do you want from me?
President Luca di Guevara (Scuderia Libra Boss): FOR DIOS MIO! I WANT LA VITTORIA! Not a disqualification! Bravissimo at failing, pilotti di merda!
Davinci (#49 crew): Hey, don't look at us, our #49 Maserati didn't even leave pit lane because we forgot where the keys were.
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): At least we saved on tyre wear, right? Zero degradation all afternoon!
President Luca di Guevara (Scuderia Libra Boss): SILENZIO! I am calling my mother to cry about this gearbox!
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | LOTUS F1 TEAM |  MASERATI MC12 |
0 | DQ | |
| 2 |  | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |  MASERATI MC12 |
0 | DNF | |
| 3 | | DAVINCI | LOSEL RACING |  MASERATI MC12 |
0 | DNF |
Related Images
Scuderia Libra, Maserati Mc12 #6029, Driven By Roger Wilco
Lotus F1 Team, Maserati Mc12 #9001, Driven By Fernando Horta
Losel Racing, Maserati Mc12 #10049, Driven By Davinci
Circuit De Spa-francorchamps