Session 700 - Autódromo Fernanda Pires Da Silva, Portugal
December 21, 2009 10:00am
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 4.148 km
- Most Distance Covered: 5 laps, 20.740 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: SMWMSDDCCF Rul. 20091222/03: The Autódromo Data Anomaly
The SuperMarioWorldFormulaDuudeConcilofOlderElderlyDuudes (SMWMSDDCCF), sitting in a heavily fortified nap bunker beneath the Autódromo Fernanda Pires da Silva paddock, has delivered its official adjudication regarding Motion 20091222/03 concerning a profound statistical catastrophe during the recent five-lap GTR2 sprint.
Exhibits submitted to the tribunal confirm that Lucas Luhr piloted his #78 V-Tech Motorsport Porsche 911 Biturbo to victory in an elapsed time of 8:55.475, leaving the rest of the field trailing across the Portuguese tarmac like tourists looking for a tram. However, Exhibit 9 and Exhibit 4 introduced an administrative irregularity so severe it caused guest paddock expert Gilberto Gil to strum his acoustic guitar in sheer existential terror.
Gilberto Gil (Paddock Troubadour): Aquele abraço, but why do Ian James in the Michael Shank Racing Mosler and Roger Wilco in the Scuderia Libra Gillet Vertigo both bear the identical car number 29? Are we living in a simulation? Is this a metaphysical paradox?
The council notes for the record that Fernando Horta managed a respectable P2 in his #01 USSR Lotus F1 Team Mosler MT900R, finishing 12.514 seconds behind Luhr despite stopping briefly on lap three because Gilberto Gil started singing A Gil Contra O Fim Do Mundo over the team radio channel.
Crew Radio Fragment (Lap 3):
Gilberto Gil (#01 crew): Expresso 2222, my duude, you are losing the apex to a Porsche!
Fernando Horta (#01): Will you shut up and let me brake, Gil?!
Gilberto Gil (#01 crew): Exaltação da amizade, carinha! Brake later!
Exhibits further demonstrate that Laurence Tomlinson took P3 in the #82 TVR, while Thierry Perrier brought up P8 in the #04 Mosler. The data anomaly regarding duplicate car number 29 has been filed under filing cabinet drawer number 404, which was immediately lost because the ElderCouncil fell fast asleep before stapling the paperwork.
No further thoughts will be given on this matter, and the council will now resume snoring.
Ps. Davinci, where are you?! We needed your administrative prowess to audit these duplicate car numbers!
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Class | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | G3 |  | LUCAS LUHR | V-TECH MOTORSPORT |  PORSCHE 911 BITURBO |
5 | 0:08:55.475 | 1:44.275 |
| 1 | G2 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | USSR LOTUS F1 TEAM |  MOSLER MT900R |
5 | + 12.514 | 1:47.065 |
| 2 | G3 |  | LAURENCE TOMLINSON | TEAM LNT |  TVR T400R |
5 | + 15.468 | 1:45.793 |
| 3 | G3 | | IAN JAMES | MICHAEL SHANK RACING |  MOSLER MT900R |
5 | + 16.989 | 1:45.430 |
| 4 | G3 |  | MARK WILKINS | JASS PINOW RACING |  GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF |
5 | + 18.144 | 1:47.047 |
| 5 | G3 | CHRIS RUFUS | REDBULL RACING |  TVR T400R |
5 | + 19.137 | 1:46.744 | |
| 6 | G3 | | PATRICK CARPENTIER | JASS PINOW RACING |  GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF |
5 | + 20.382 | 1:46.902 |
| 2 | G2 |  | THIERRY PERRIER | PERSPECTIVE RACING |  MOSLER MT900R |
5 | + 20.455 | 1:47.865 |
| 7 | G3 |  | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |  GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF |
5 | + 21.015 | 1:47.863 |
| 8 | G3 |  | COLIN BRAUN | TRACY KROHN RACING |  GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF |
5 | + 21.352 | 1:47.840 |
Fastest Lap Progression
Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).
| Lap | Driver | Car | Time | Improvement |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | MOSLER MT900R | 1:47.157 | |
| 2 | LUCAS LUHR | PORSCHE 911 BITURBO | 1:46.578 | -0.579 |
| 3 | LUCAS LUHR | PORSCHE 911 BITURBO | 1:45.866 | -0.712 |
| 4 | LUCAS LUHR | PORSCHE 911 BITURBO | 1:44.275 | -1.591 |
Qualifying
Qualifying times as the race log recorded them.
| Position | Class | Driver | Team | Car | Time | Gap |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | G3 | CHRIS RUFUS | REDBULL RACING | TVR T400R | 1:58.795 | |
| 2 | G3 | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA | GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF | 2:02.196 | +3.401 |
| 3 | G3 | IAN JAMES | MICHAEL SHANK RACING | MOSLER MT900R | 2:04.130 | +5.335 |
| 4 | G3 | LUCAS LUHR | V-TECH MOTORSPORT | PORSCHE 911 BITURBO | 2:04.604 | +5.809 |
| 5 | G2 | THIERRY PERRIER | PERSPECTIVE RACING | MOSLER MT900R | 2:05.464 | +6.669 |
| 6 | G3 | MARK WILKINS | JASS PINOW RACING | GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF | 2:06.231 | +7.436 |
| 7 | G2 | FERNANDO HORTA | USSR LOTUS F1 TEAM | MOSLER MT900R | 2:06.837 | +8.042 |
| 8 | G3 | LAURENCE TOMLINSON | TEAM LNT | TVR T400R | 2:07.073 | +8.278 |
| 9 | G3 | COLIN BRAUN | TRACY KROHN RACING | GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF | 2:07.446 | +8.651 |
| 10 | G3 | PATRICK CARPENTIER | JASS PINOW RACING | GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF | 2:07.868 | +9.073 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
1 lead change over 5 laps.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 2 (1-2) | |
| 3 | LUCAS LUHR | 3 (3-5) | FERNANDO HORTA |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| LUCAS LUHR | 3 | 60% |
| FERNANDO HORTA | 2 | 40% |
Gaps
Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:48.188): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.
Lap by Lap
Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.
Lap 1FERNANDO HORTA leads from pole
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:52.246 | ||
| 2 | LUCAS LUHR | 1:52.937 | +0.690 | +0.690 |
| 3 | IAN JAMES | 1:56.852 | +4.605 | +3.915 |
| 4 | THIERRY PERRIER | 1:57.946 | +5.700 | +1.095 |
| 5 | LAURENCE TOMLINSON | 1:58.509 | +6.262 | +0.562 |
| 6 | PATRICK CARPENTIER | 1:59.381 | +7.135 | +0.873 |
| 7 | MARK WILKINS | 1:59.838 | +7.591 | +0.456 |
| 8 | CHRIS RUFUS | 2:01.163 | +8.916 | +1.325 |
| 9 | ROGER WILCO | 2:01.750 | +9.504 | +0.588 |
| 10 | COLIN BRAUN | 2:02.330 | +10.083 | +0.579 |
Lap 2Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:47.157 · Fastest lap: LUCAS LUHR 1:46.578
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:47.157 | ||
| 2 | LUCAS LUHR | 1:46.578 | +0.111 | +0.111 |
| 3 | IAN JAMES | 1:49.459 | +6.908 | +6.797 |
| 4 | THIERRY PERRIER | 1:49.897 | +8.440 | +1.532 |
| 5 | LAURENCE TOMLINSON | 1:49.932 | +9.037 | +0.597 |
| 6 | PATRICK CARPENTIER | 1:50.205 | +10.183 | +1.146 |
| 7 | MARK WILKINS | 1:50.200 | +10.634 | +0.451 |
| 8 | CHRIS RUFUS | 1:50.465 | +12.225 | +1.591 |
| 9 | ROGER WILCO | 1:50.390 | +12.737 | +0.512 |
| 10 | COLIN BRAUN | 1:50.286 | +13.212 | +0.475 |
Lap 3LUCAS LUHR takes the lead · Fastest lap: LUCAS LUHR 1:45.866 · FERNANDO HORTA P1 → P2
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | LUCAS LUHR | 1:45.866 | ||
| 2 ▼1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:53.468 | +7.491 | +7.491 |
| 3 | IAN JAMES | 1:51.193 | +12.123 | +4.632 |
| 4 | THIERRY PERRIER | 1:49.907 | +12.370 | +0.247 |
| 5 ▲1 | PATRICK CARPENTIER | 1:48.948 | +13.154 | +0.784 |
| 6 ▼1 | LAURENCE TOMLINSON | 1:50.139 | +13.199 | +0.045 |
| 7 | MARK WILKINS | 1:49.091 | +13.748 | +0.549 |
| 8 | CHRIS RUFUS | 1:48.323 | +14.570 | +0.822 |
| 9 | ROGER WILCO | 1:48.539 | +15.299 | +0.729 |
| 10 | COLIN BRAUN | 1:48.507 | +15.742 | +0.443 |
Lap 4Fastest lap: LUCAS LUHR 1:44.275
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | LUCAS LUHR | 1:44.275 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:47.065 | +10.281 | +10.281 |
| 3 | IAN JAMES | 1:45.430 | +13.278 | +2.997 |
| 4 ▲2 | LAURENCE TOMLINSON | 1:45.793 | +14.716 | +1.438 |
| 5 | PATRICK CARPENTIER | 1:46.902 | +15.781 | +1.065 |
| 6 ▲1 | MARK WILKINS | 1:47.444 | +16.916 | +1.135 |
| 7 ▲1 | CHRIS RUFUS | 1:47.917 | +18.212 | +1.296 |
| 8 ▼4 | THIERRY PERRIER | 1:50.315 | +18.410 | +0.198 |
| 9 | ROGER WILCO | 1:47.863 | +18.887 | +0.477 |
| 10 | COLIN BRAUN | 1:47.840 | +19.308 | +0.421 |
Lap 5nothing notable
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | LUCAS LUHR | 1:45.820 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:48.052 | +12.513 | +12.513 |
| 3 ▲1 | LAURENCE TOMLINSON | 1:46.571 | +15.467 | +2.954 |
| 4 ▼1 | IAN JAMES | 1:49.531 | +16.989 | +1.522 |
| 5 ▲1 | MARK WILKINS | 1:47.047 | +18.143 | +1.154 |
| 6 ▲1 | CHRIS RUFUS | 1:46.744 | +19.136 | +0.993 |
| 7 ▼2 | PATRICK CARPENTIER | 1:50.421 | +20.382 | +1.246 |
| 8 | THIERRY PERRIER | 1:47.865 | +20.455 | +0.073 |
| 9 | ROGER WILCO | 1:47.947 | +21.014 | +0.559 |
| 10 | COLIN BRAUN | 1:47.864 | +21.352 | +0.338 |
Related Images
Scuderia Libra, Gillet Vertigo Streiff #3029, Driven By Roger Wilco
Perspective Racing, Mosler Mt900r #3104, Driven By Thierry Perrier
Redbull Racing, Tvr T400r #4076, Driven By Chris Rufus
Michael Shank Racing, Mosler Mt900r #6029, Driven By Ian James
Tracy Krohn Racing, Gillet Vertigo Streiff #6075, Driven By Colin Braun
V-tech Motorsport, Porsche 911 Biturbo #6078, Driven By Lucas Luhr
Jass Pinow Racing, Gillet Vertigo Streiff #6079, Driven By Patrick Carpentier
Jass Pinow Racing, Gillet Vertigo Streiff #6080, Driven By Mark Wilkins
Team Lnt, Tvr T400r #6082, Driven By Laurence Tomlinson
Ussr Lotus F1 Team, Mosler Mt900r #9001, Driven By Fernando Horta
Autódromo Fernanda Pires Da Silva