Race Reports

Formula Duude-style race reports for offline sim racing sessions.

Every offline session against the AI gets the Formula Duude treatment: real results, completely unreal press corps.

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Snetterton Race Notes: Scuderia Libra Battles Paddock Whispers and Missing Screws

Snetterton Race Notes: Scuderia Libra Battles Paddock Whispers and Missing Screws

Roger Wilco leads Lap 1 at Snetterton before falling to 3rd as Scuderia Libra investigates mysterious mid-race pace drops and paddock sabotage claims....

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Williams Grand Prix Celebrates Revolutionary Zero-Lap Strategy at Daytona

Williams Grand Prix Celebrates Revolutionary Zero-Lap Strategy at Daytona

Uwe Alzen wins at Daytona while Williams Grand Prix issues an overexcited press release praising Fernando Horta's zero-lap efficiency....

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S.U.P.E.R.F.D.U.U.D.E.S.C.O.U.N.C.I.L. Ruling on Motion 20240218/01

S.U.P.E.R.F.D.U.U.D.E.S.C.O.U.N.C.I.L. Ruling on Motion 20240218/01

The Council investigates Daytona's ghost classification after Fernando Horta is awarded 26th in a 24-car field....

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Sebring Exhaustion: Seiji Ara Wins as Horta Exits Early

Sebring Exhaustion: Seiji Ara Wins as Horta Exits Early

Seiji Ara conquers 106 laps at Sebring International Raceway while Fernando Horta's race ends after a single lap....

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Laguna Seca Tragedy: Three Laps of Despair for Horta

Laguna Seca Tragedy: Three Laps of Despair for Horta

Fernando Horta endures a heartbreaking three-lap DNF at Laguna Seca while Shivan Dragon wreaks havoc in the paddock....

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S.U.P.E.R.F.D.U.U.D.E.S.C.O.U.N.C.I.L. Ruling on Motion 20070624/01

S.U.P.E.R.F.D.U.U.D.E.S.C.O.U.N.C.I.L. Ruling on Motion 20070624/01

The Council investigates a bizarre timing anomaly at Hockenheim where position 4 vanished entirely from the sheets....

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Sebring Radio Remix: Two Laps and a Chassis Sabotage

Sebring Radio Remix: Two Laps and a Chassis Sabotage

Chris Dyson claims victory at Sebring while Fernando Horta lasts two laps before Patrick Head spots mysterious chassis sabotage....

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Sebring Press Conference: Horta Blames Tarmac and Tarmogoyf

Sebring Press Conference: Horta Blames Tarmac and Tarmogoyf

Post-race gossip from Sebring as Gil de Ferran wins and Fernando Horta explains his three-lap exit....

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Eighty-One Laps of Dyson Glory While Horta Packs Early

Eighty-One Laps of Dyson Glory While Horta Packs Early

Chris Dyson claims overall victory at Sebring as Dyson Racing masters 81 laps of pure endurance chaos....

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Daytona FDTV: Gounon Wins While Horta Explodes Early!

Daytona FDTV: Gounon Wins While Horta Explodes Early!

Jean-Marc Gounon takes Daytona GT1 victory as Jean-Marc Gounon survives and Fernando Horta's Ferrari manages just one lap....

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3 Laps: Williams Grand Prix Issues Official Daytona Statement

3 Laps: Williams Grand Prix Issues Official Daytona Statement

Williams Grand Prix issued a deadpan press release following Fernando Horta's 3-lap Daytona exit....

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Daytona Gossip: Massa Wins While Horta Packs Up on Lap One

Daytona Gossip: Massa Wins While Horta Packs Up on Lap One

Felipe Massa takes Daytona GT1 victory as Felipe Massa wins and Fernando Horta's Chrysler Viper manages just one lonely lap....

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