Race Reports

Formula Duude-style race reports for offline sim racing sessions.

Every offline session against the AI gets the Formula Duude treatment: real results, completely unreal press corps.

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Snetterton Victory: Horta Dominates While Robotnik Goes Wild!

Snetterton Victory: Horta Dominates While Robotnik Goes Wild!

Fernando Horta takes a stunning victory at Snetterton aboard the Audi R10 while Dr. Ivo Robotnik screams with joy....

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Daytona FDTV: 36 Cars Enter, Horta Parks After One Lap!

Daytona FDTV: 36 Cars Enter, Horta Parks After One Lap!

Galvão Bueno brings absolute chaos to Daytona as Ingo Zeitz takes victory and Fernando Horta manages just one lap....

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Daytona Press Conference: Horta’s Two-Lap Tour and Ozzy’s Verdict

Daytona Press Conference: Horta’s Two-Lap Tour and Ozzy’s Verdict

Fernando Horta faces the media after a two-lap Daytona DNF alongside guest rock legend Ozzy Osbourne....

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Laguna Seca Blues: 34 Starters and Horta's Musical Parking Job

Laguna Seca Blues: 34 Starters and Horta's Musical Parking Job

Mikael Gustavsson claims victory at Laguna Seca while Fernando Horta manages just one lap in deadpan fashion....

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Corvette Glory at Sebring While Horta's Audi Vanishes Early

Corvette Glory at Sebring While Horta's Audi Vanishes Early

Johnny O'Connell takes overall Sebring glory for Corvette Racing while Fernando Horta's race ends after two brief laps....

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Tögel Wins Interlagos Sprint as Horta's Fastest Lap Falls Short

Tögel Wins Interlagos Sprint as Horta's Fastest Lap Falls Short

Dieter Tögel takes victory at Autódromo José Carlos Pace while Fernando Horta sets the fastest lap but finishes sixth after a lap-two delay....

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Daytona Meltdown: Zeitz Wins While Horta Packs His Bags

Daytona Meltdown: Zeitz Wins While Horta Packs His Bags

Ingo Zeitz claims victory at Daytona while Fernando Horta's race ends in a suspension DNF after leading early....

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SMWMSDDCCF Ruling on Motion 20101111/11: The Daytona Photo Finish

SMWMSDDCCF Ruling on Motion 20101111/11: The Daytona Photo Finish

The SuperMarioWorldFormulaDuudeConcilofOlderElderlyDuudes investigates the terrifying 0.069-second Daytona podium blanket....

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Daytona Disqualification Drama: Wilco Wins While Horta Takes Third

Daytona Disqualification Drama: Wilco Wins While Horta Takes Third

Roger Wilco crosses first at Daytona before the disqualification hammer drops, leaving Fernando Horta on the podium steps....

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Daytona Disqualification Madness: Williams Clears the Table

Daytona Disqualification Madness: Williams Clears the Table

Williams Grand Prix issues an ecstatic press release following a chaotic Daytona round featuring disqualifications and team 1-2 finishes....

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Caron Conquers Surfers Paradise While Horta Parks Early

Caron Conquers Surfers Paradise While Horta Parks Early

Ludovic Caron takes victory at Surfers Paradise as Ludovic's Shelby dominates and Fernando Horta exits after two laps....

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Donington Disaster: Horta Pipped by Batman as Scuderia ShakaXD Calls in Ozzy

Donington Disaster: Horta Pipped by Batman as Scuderia ShakaXD Calls in Ozzy

Jamie Campbell-Walter wins at Donington while Scuderia ShakaXD hires Ozzy Osbourne after Horta loses to Batman on the final lap....

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