Losel race notes - Snifferson (UK)

After scoring double-2nd at Snerdetton, Losel Racing can be seen at Scuderia Libra's rearview in Driver and Constructor standings, just by 14 points. As we enter FD GT seasons, Dave and Tib starts some serious rivalry between Constructors and Drivers standings. Where is Pippo? Have you found the green switch palace yet? Have you switched to wine?
Dave: Well, I couldn't be any faster than that, so my laps were frozen at 1:09/ 1:08. Even so, I was able to keep the pace lasting, so I made some few mistakes, but that ain't ruined my race at all. Nobody could beat Shaka when he was up to 1:04/1:05. Feature race was a "driver to track" battle, as we barely fight each other. But Sprint race was exciting; Shaka and Tib had their battles and did some mistakes tto, but I couldn't take any advantage on that... I could won that race... damn cold tyres!
Lackson: It was a pleasure to work with you, motherfuckers, but now it's time to spend all my money at Caribeean islands. Maybe, if i'm running out of money, maybe I can back to racing business. Until then, good luck bitches!
What that means? Is Losel Racing falling apart? Read the statement below:
Flav: Wazzup! Me and white-ass talked for a while. Our business plan weren't working at all; Losel was high-staking 3rd places, and da cash was flowing; so, once upon a time, in a sunny day, the white-ass won a race (I don't remember which was) and started to talk about carreer.. wtf man!! You are shit! Money is career! So we had some disagreements. I don't care about your career! So we're kicking your white-ass away from our team. Bitch!!!!
Meanwhile, at Xavier Institute of Racing:
Frank Williams: Well, well... time to launch G.A.M.C.P.A.P. (Grab As Many Constructors Points As Possible) program. Minions!
Williams crew: Yessir!!!

Stay tuned!!!!
From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.