{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Losel Racing did an average job at Monza GP, barely finishing the Feature race and winning the Sprint race. Despite the "average" score, the team is very optimistic about it:

Team Manager:

Samuel J.Lackson: Who said that I'm optimistic about this? Look at this disastrous work at the Feature race; a "Paul Tracy's Totozinho -Rear-Slam" on Tib's car, forcing the race to restart, four damn penalties due to abusive speed at pit-stop, and what I thought to be a good oportunity to put the car on shape, those motherf*ckers couldn't even fix Dave's car at the pit! Eight laps, almost a pit-stop for each lap completed. Who cares we won the sprint race? I'll kick those Engineers' well-paid-hairy-white asses so hard they'll kiss the moon.

Main Driver:

Dave: I'd like to thanks General Zangiefov for borrowed us this Saleemov Mig Lada V8. I'd like also, to apologize Tib for the first lap on Feature race that I crashed his car. Dude, what a sabotage! Racing a no-driver circuit is much easier that a real racing. So, I was too worried reminding my brake ponts that I forgot to look at the other's car speed and I crashed him. Sorry, man. I almost didn't finished feature race. It was a huge lucky strike on sprint race. No, not the cigarettes, but lady luck kissed me. I started well, and Tib takes the 1st position. Shaka was behind me, I was slower (always), then I gave him the position, so they could fight their championship's points. Out of the blue, the two drivers crashed and I focused on "finishing without mistakes" the race. It was very confortable and I feel happy that I almost scored a fastest lap, but Shaka did it again. Now I have a full-season contract with Losel Racing, a $500 monthly fee and I can even use the internet at Losel headquarters! It's awesome, duuude!

Team Principal

Flavor Flav: Man, I didn't see the race, but I signed a geeellionaire contract with our new sponsor CATTERPILLAR tractors, who stated that Dave did an excelent off-road at Feature race, placing some crops outside the track. "Too much dirty and adrenaline" they said, and they believe that racing may approach their brand and glamourizing the farmers works. Man, da cash is flowing! It's raining on da crops! Money!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!