Scuderia Libra - Snniferton Race Notes

Scuderia Libra had a disappointing weekend at Snnifertton. After grabbing 2 victories at Montreal, the team was terribly off-pace at the british penile-shaped track.
Driver tib said :
What a frustration! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! The car was terrible during the races, incredible loose, without any grip (h1-n1 or regular) and almost unhandable. I usually don't make this much mistakes, but it was really awful. The races were really a test for the team perserverance, but we lost valuable points towards the championship (yet again), maybe we are doomed to be barrichello.
The feature race was boring, since i was alone back there most of the time, even being lapped by Shaka, what a fucking shame.
Spring race was fun. I was able to hold Shaka more than half a race, and battle with him, even being over 2s slower per lap, at least my blocking skills are up to par. But even while it was fun, the results didn't came, so, now it's time to regroup and rejoin, before we hit the next track.
Team Principal Skinner :
Those stupid kids, don't know their way around a track, even if we lead them through it. The team performance is not aceptable, we are considering expelling half of it, or at least put them in detention, because of this shameful day. What will Inspector Shauners think of it ?
HERO DE LA REVOLUCION Luca Di Guevara was not available from interview. He is said to be shooting bad tanks in Cuba to blow off some steam.
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