{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Williams Grand Prix retakes the Constructors' Championship lead!

Shaka: Today was a special day for the team as we took the Constructors' Championship 1st place for the first time since... I don't know. I had a great Feature race, getting rid of my rivals using Schumacher-ish tricks like driving as fast as possible when they were not next to me. The car was perfect, the track sucked, but I won, fuck it! Sprint race was very exciting and despite not winning, I finished ahead of Tib and that's what I need. Congratulations Lizard on winning on his first duuude weekend, as well as scoring a commanding pole position!

Frank: We are happy to be leading both tables again, thanks to our only real driver as ninth driver Dave was involved in a project somewhere else. That win is a tribute to the team after hours of nonstop work on addressing the problems with Shaka's FW-15E chassis.

Patrick: We won, our car was great, I'm happy. *BURP*

Dave: Yo! What? I missed the race? SHIT! I was moving my personal shit from home in Damasco to a rented condo next to the factory in Grove and probably took more than I expected to. I will kill you, Nassir!