Formuladuude Season 02 Sprint Race - Firestone Grand Prix Of St. Petersburg, Usa
October 01, 2009 10:34pm
FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02 - Race Session
Quick Stats
- Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02
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- Race: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02 SPRINT RACE
- Track Length: 2.906 km
- Most Distance Covered: 10 laps, 29.060 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: St. Petersburg Sprint Chaos: Purple Confusion on the Concrete!
WE ARE LOSING OUR MINDS HERE IN THE PIT LANE AS THE GILLET VERTIGOS SCREAM ACROSS THE FINISH LINE IN A BLUR OF PURE MADNESS! Ten laps of absolute asphalt warfare at the Firestone Grand Prix of St. Petersburg have left the entire paddock gasping for air, with Fernando Horta snatching another victory by a mere three seconds over Rodrigo Petals while our own Roger Wilco wrestled his machine home to a hard-fought third place!
Team Principal Skinner: Wait, what just happened? Did we win? No, wait, we are third? Is third good? Who gave me this clipboard? I thought we were racing lawnmowers today! Caspita! Where are the strippers?
Roger Wilco drove his purple beast like a man possessed by ancient Italian spirits, fighting tooth and nail against the mighty Gillet Vertigo swarm while the timing screens flashed in absolute terror! Every single corner was a heart-stopping dance with the concrete barriers, and our brave riograndense somehow kept all four wheels pointing in roughly the correct direction!
Team Principal Skinner: Listen to me, everybody! If we finish on the podium, that means we get free pizza, right? Alan Donatellofson told me pizza is included in the telemetry package. For dios mio, someone bring me a calzone before the championship math gives me another stroke!
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Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | LOTUS FD TEAM |  GILLET VERTIGO |
10 | 0:12:56.698 | 1:12.620 | 7 |
| 2 | | RODRIGO PETALS | FLORES TEAM |  GILLET VERTIGO |
10 | + 03.201 | 1:13.220 | 4 |
| 3 |  | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |  GILLET VERTIGO |
10 | + 14.494 | 1:14.585 | 3 |
Driver Standings
| Position | Driver | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | LOTUS FD TEAM |
48 |
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
36 |
| 3 | RODRIGO PETALS | FLORES TEAM |
8 |
Team Standings
| Position | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | LOTUS FD TEAM |
37 |
| 2 ▼1 | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
36 |
| 3 |  SHAKAXD |
11 |
| 4 | FLORES TEAM |
8 |
Related Images
Lotus Fd Team, Gillet Vertigo #3001, Driven By Fernando Horta
Scuderia Libra, Gillet Vertigo #3029, Driven By Roger Wilco
Flores Team, Gillet Vertigo #3100, Driven By Rodrigo Petals
Firestone Grand Prix Of St. Petersburg