Formuladuude Season 03 - Castle Combe Circuit, United Kingdom
March 25, 2010 09:48pm
FORMULADUUDE SEASON 03 - Race Session
Quick Stats
- Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 03
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- Track Length: 2.941 km
- Most Distance Covered: 10 laps, 29.410 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Castle Combe Press Conference: Half Distances and Full Silence
0:56.242. That was the blistering pace Fernando Horta managed before his Williams-entered Ferrari 360 GTC unceremoniously expired on lap 5, turning a potential victory into a spectator-mode DNF while Davinci cruised home to take maximum points.
It is time to ask our brave duudes some stupid clever questions in the media center.
Kent Komeu (The Punning Herald) question: Fernando, you set the fastest lap of anyone all weekend yet parked it on lap five with a collision. Is Williams building cars out of papier-mâché now?
Fernando Horta (Williams Driver): Look, there is a pigeon stuck in the telemetry. Ask someone else.
Hugh Laurie (Team Principal) question: Mr. Laurie, your star driver retired halfway through while Davinci took the win. Are you worried about the championship lead?
Hugh Laurie (Team Principal): People lie. The car didn't break, the timing screen is lying, and Davinci is probably hallucinating his victory. Next question before I prescribe myself more Vicodin.
Livio Orificio (AOLUOLBOL) question: Goofy finished second nearly a lap down. Was it a race or a Sunday afternoon scenic tour?
Fernando Horta (Williams Driver): I was too busy staring at the wall wondering why we came to Wiltshire. Ping-pong, anyone?
*Hugh Laurie dramatically drops a cane on the floor and walks out*
Ps. Moustache was last seen trying to buy a used bicycle in the paddock to contest the next round.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | DAVINCI | LOSEL RACING |  FERRARI 360 GTC |
10 | 0:09:55.631 | 0:56.423 | 9 |
| 2 |  | GOOFY | MAPUA RACING |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
10 | + 46.313 | 1:00.192 | 6 |
| 3 | | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING |  FERRARI 360 GTC |
5 | DNF (Collision) | 0:56.242 | 0 |
Fastest Lap Progression
Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).
| Lap | Driver | Car | Time | Improvement |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | DAVINCI | FERRARI 360 GTC | 0:57.193 | |
| 3 | DAVINCI | FERRARI 360 GTC | 0:56.714 | -0.479 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 360 GTC | 0:56.242 | -0.472 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
1 lead change over 10 laps.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1 | |
| 2 | DAVINCI | 9 (2-10) | FERNANDO HORTA |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| DAVINCI | 9 | 90% |
| FERNANDO HORTA | 1 | 10% |
Gaps
Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (0:59.134): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.
Lap by Lap
Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.
Lap 1FERNANDO HORTA leads from pole
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:04.850 | ||
| 2 | DAVINCI | 1:05.240 | +0.390 | +0.390 |
| 3 | GOOFY | 1:07.852 | +3.001 | +2.611 |
Lap 2DAVINCI takes the lead · Fastest lap: DAVINCI 0:57.193 · FERNANDO HORTA P1 → P2
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | DAVINCI | 0:57.193 | ||
| 2 ▼1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 0:58.076 | +0.492 | +0.492 |
| 3 | GOOFY | 1:01.801 | +7.220 | +6.728 |
Lap 3Fastest lap: DAVINCI 0:56.714 · Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 0:56.242
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DAVINCI | 0:56.714 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 0:56.242 | +0.020 | +0.020 |
| 3 | GOOFY | 1:00.192 | +10.697 | +10.677 |
Lap 4nothing notable
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DAVINCI | 0:56.705 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 0:57.051 | +0.366 | +0.366 |
| 3 | GOOFY | 1:00.983 | +14.975 | +14.609 |
Lap 5Slow lap: GOOFY (+19.4s over laps 5–6)
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DAVINCI | 0:56.423 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:07.532 | +11.475 | +11.475 |
| 3 | GOOFY | 1:09.148 | +27.700 | +16.225 |
Lap 6FERNANDO HORTA retires (running P2): collision
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DAVINCI | 0:57.654 | ||
| 2 ▲1 | GOOFY | 1:12.553 | +42.599 | +42.599 |
Lap 7Slow lap: DAVINCI (+16s)
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DAVINCI | 1:13.190 | ||
| 2 | GOOFY | 1:00.683 | +30.092 | +30.092 |
Laps 8–10nothing notable
Lap 8
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DAVINCI | 0:57.637 | ||
| 2 | GOOFY | 1:00.758 | +33.212 | +33.212 |
Lap 9
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DAVINCI | 0:57.040 | ||
| 2 | GOOFY | 1:01.167 | +37.339 | +37.339 |
Lap 10
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DAVINCI | 0:57.834 | ||
| 2 | GOOFY | 1:06.808 | +46.313 | +46.313 |
Driver Standings
| Position | Driver | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING |
66 |
| 2 | ROGER WILCO |  SCUDERIA LIBRA |
44 |
| 3 | DAVINCI | LOSEL RACING |
40 |
| 4 | GOOFY | MAPUA RACING |
29 |
Team Standings
| Position | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING |
44 |
| = | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
44 |
| 3 | LOSEL RACING |
40 |
| 4 | MAPUA RACING |
29 |
| 5 |  BORROWED B194 |
22 |
Related Images
Mapua Racing, Porsche Gt3-rsr #9019, Driven By Goofy
Williams Grand Prix Engineering, Ferrari 360 Gtc #10001, Driven By Fernando Horta
Losel Racing, Ferrari 360 Gtc #10049, Driven By Davinci
Castle Combe Circuit