Losel race notes: GP Montreal - BLAME CANADA!

Everyone but Scuderia Libra has left Montreal with disappointing records. Losel Racing had its bright from previous race faded by this terrible results, finishing in 3rd on Feature race and... getting DISQUALIFIED from Sprint race by "burnouting/flatouting/paultracying" attitudes. Read it below:
Dave: I hate this track! I hate those race stewards who warned me
twothreewhatevera few times for cutting the track. I really want to CUT this track into pieces with a lightsaber!!! I finished feature race with my front tires damaged, driving in poor conditions to the final lap, just to grab 8 valuable points. I almost got overlapped by Tib under 1min22sec!!! Holy shit!!! About getting DQed after obliterating my car onto that pace-car/safety-car/circuit's owner-car/whatever-whom-bitch-owns-that-car, I don't give a fuck! As the proverb says: "What is a FART when you're all crapped over?" Shaka didn't finished sprint race, and Tib won fantastically, so what's the meaning on winninga "tissue prize" ofa crappy race? Fuck that shit!!!Lackson: Since white-ass is driving a Ferrari, my account is ok, and I don't car if we lost or won this or that race.
Flav: I didn't see the race, as always, but once again the mothafucka fucked us! I bet my money on Dave scoring two 3rd places, and that bitch didn't finished the race! I lost halffa' money on that!!! We're doomed! Whaddahell you're doing man???
As it seems, those kind words from Losel Racing reveals a very unkind situation and the team delivers a very nice conforting message to its driver:

Stay tuned!
From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.