Scuderia Libra - Race Notes

April 20, 2010 · by tibone

Season 03Race Notes

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Following a double-flawless victory fatality on MASTER2, Scuderia Libra is now regrouping and trying to keep up the momentum for this week's race at SnéSertão.

Selected quotes from the Canadian GP :

Driver Tib :

It was a very good weekend for me. I was able to clinch both victories and the pole position, while maintaing a strong pace throughout the races. The car wasn't setuped to my personal choice, but it was very good, well balanced and i was able to make up for the lack of straight speed on the slow chicanes of the track. The tyres last well the whole distance, without a problem, which means we got the balance of the car right. And after all that has happened to me with the indians, i was hoping to prove that i could still be fast, so i guess that i did, just that. In yo face, indian boys.

Luca Di Guevara - President and Revolutionary:

Fantastica gara, bravissimo. Questto is what la scuderia should do every race. It's-a-fantastic. Thanks so much for tib winning the race. We are hoping to keep the momentum for the next gara at Inglaterra, but we will see, it is Williams home ground, after all, but i hope to shoot those commie bastards in their faces, uncle fucker. Viva la Revolución, Viva la victória!

Also, the team is proud to announce the hiring of a new team principal :

02Team Principal Skinner :

BAAAAAART! Get back here. Oh yeah, about the race, it reminded me of when i served in NAM, i was respected, just like tib was in this race, and i hope to contin...

MOTHER! I told you not to interrupt me.

Ok, i'm going.

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.