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Race report: Tragedy in Montreal: Press Corps Mourns Horta DNF and Davinci DQ

TICKER: MONTREAL MEETS MELANCHOLY AS HORTA SUFFERS TRAGIC DNF AND DAVINCI FACES DEVASTATING DISQUALIFICATION!

A suffocating grief hung over the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve press room following a harrowing Round 8 where dreams were pulverized into cold Canadian dust.

(Kent Komeu - The Punning Herald): Director Maluf, how can the Organization account for the unbearable cruelty of lap 4, when Fernando Horta set a miraculous 1:40.307 fastest lap before his Ferrari expired in absolute agony?

Eurico Maluf (Executive Director): *wipes away a solitary tear* We weep openly for Fernando. To taste such sublime speed only for the engine to surrender its mortal coil... it is a tragedy that will echo through eternity.

(Livio Orificio - AOLUOLBOL): What of Davinci? He dragged his Losel Racing machine across seven torturous laps to finish second, only to be struck down by a brutal Disqualification!

Eurico Maluf (Executive Director): Justice is a cold, unfeeling blade, Livio. Davinci’s car failed technical inspection, and thus his valiant second place was erased from the scrolls. His tears could fill the St. Lawrence River.

(R.U. Serious - Daily Weekly): With Roger Wilco taking nine points in 12:14.671, the championship lead has withered to just six points. Can humanity endure this agony?

Eurico Maluf (Executive Director): There is no joy in victory, only the impending shadow of Snetterton. Roger won, yes, but at what profound cost to our collective sanity?

Ps. Jens, we weep into the night and wonder where you are.

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Classification

Position		Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap	Points
1		ROGER WILCO	SCUDERIA LIBRA	FERRARI 360 GTC	7	0:12:14.671	1:42.492	9
2		DAVINCI	LOSEL RACING	FERRARI 360 GTC	7	DQ	1:42.571	6 1
3		FERNANDO HORTA	WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING	FERRARI 360 GTC	4	DNF	1:40.307	1

1. Davinci: DQ overruled: FD03 standings count P2 (6 points)

Fastest Lap Progression

Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).

Lap Chart

Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.

Leaders

ROGER WILCO led every lap.

Gaps

Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:43.986): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.

Lap by Lap

Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.

Driver Standings

Position	Driver	Team	Points
1	FERNANDO HORTA	WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING	80
2	ROGER WILCO	SCUDERIA LIBRA	74
3	DAVINCI	LOSEL RACING	54
4	GOOFY	MAPUA RACING	29

Team Standings

Position	Team	Points
1	SCUDERIA LIBRA	74
2	WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING	58
3	LOSEL RACING	54
4	MAPUA RACING	29
5	BORROWED B194	22

Related Images

Scuderia Libra, Ferrari 360 Gtc #9029, Driven By Roger Wilco

Williams Grand Prix Engineering, Ferrari 360 Gtc #10001, Driven By Fernando Horta

Losel Racing, Ferrari 360 Gtc #10049, Driven By Davinci

Circuit Gilles Villeneuve